1 : Life sucks!
2 : You are what you eat
3 : we are what we want to be , not what we think and wish to be
4 : Tranks wears girls undies.
5 : People suck!
6 : the boston tea party resulted in the weakest cup of tea ever made when they threw it all in the sea.
7 : With an amateur telescope, you can see anywhere from 40 million to a half-billion light years into space!
8 : Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks, otherwise it will digest itself.
9 : The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building
10 : Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine
11 : The only living tissue in the human body that contains no blood vessels is the transparent cornea of the eye
12 : Neptune's moon Triton is the coldest place in the solar system, with a surface temperature of -235 degrees Celsius (-390 degrees Fahrenheit). As cold as it is, there are active volcanoes on Triton in which the erupting liquid is frigidly cold liquid nitrogen.
13 : Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them
14 : The longest word in the English language, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. The only other word with the same amount of letters is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconioses, its plural.
15 : tsunamis can approach speeds of 500 miles per hour (800 kph).
16 : The record number of male (human) orgasms in an hour is 16.
17 : It is illegal to hunt camels in Arizona.
18 : The average human will eat 8 spiders while asleep in thier lifetime.
19 : A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why
20 : Coca-cola was originally green.
21 : Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds.
22 : Gloucestershire airport in England used to blast Tina Turner songs on the runways to scare birds away.
23 : 25% of women think money makes a man sexier.
24 : The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
25 : It is physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.
26 : <Tranks> i dont know how to spell
27 : Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.
28 : On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.
29 : At least 2 people die every year from vending machines falling on them.
30 : The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds!
31 : Canada volunteered 10 Battleships, 4 Jet Fighters, and 200 Soldiers to the U.S. anti-terrorism cause, after the exchange rate, that came up to 4 canoes, 2 flying squirrels, and 3 canadian mounties
32 : While the dimensions of Australia are striking, the country is, in fact, the smallest of the continents. It is also the lowest, the flattest and, apart from Antarctica, the driest.
33 : Butterflies taste with their feet
34 : A law in Fairbanks, Alaska, does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.
35 : Cat urine glows under a black-light!
36 : The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000
37 : There are currently more $100 bills in Russia then there are in the United States.
38 : It's against the law in Chicago to eat in a place that is on fire.
39 : In 1933, Mickey Mouse, an animated cartoon character, received 800,000 fan letters.
40 : Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
41 : Most lipstick contains fish scales!
42 : In Michigan, it is illegal to chain an alligator to a fire hydrant.
43 : Sex is the safest tranquiliser in the world. It is 10 times more effective than Valium.
44 : real men dont use backup - but cry often
45 : LS IS EVIL!!!
46 : if the price is right, anyone can be bought | If the price is wrong, You can steal it
47 : jesstech is a stupid queer "(@queer) i ahte you all"
48 : viro is our God
49 : WinT = King Of GUI Customizing
50 : "There's a 70% chance the object you're standing on is a cake." - Snifit (Super Mario RPG)
51 : irony: penis enlargement ads on a page with lesbian porn
52 : God has no birthday and things without a birthday dont excists
53 : whiskey - makes you instantly pissed... espresso - instantly sober
54 : Men think alot, women yap alot - thats why men have two heads and women have four lips!
55 : To avoid criticism, say nothing, do nothing, be nothing!
56 : Fame - aint it a bitch
57 : MacIntosh: Computers with training wheels you can't remove.
58 : MACs: Computers with training wheels you can't remove.
59 : 'Life is good, skinning makes it better' - Larry Kuperman
60 : Every person is a rip off of glittersnipe. But that doesnt make them as cool.
61 : When cheetahs are afraid, both cubs and adults will chirp